Its authors have put it in abeyance.
One of us got a media job that meant maintaining this was a) frowned upon b) hard to keep up anyway.
Thanks to all our readers, regular and transient, and you never know when this blog will be back!
TTTE
Its authors have put it in abeyance.
One of us got a media job that meant maintaining this was a) frowned upon b) hard to keep up anyway.
Thanks to all our readers, regular and transient, and you never know when this blog will be back!
TTTE
From the Wall Street Journal:
“When New York’s first apartment building, on East 18th Street, was planned in 1869, the reception it received was as cold as a February wind off the Hudson. New Yorkers reckoned that “cohabitation,” as apartment life was called, would fail and that gentlemen would never live “on shelves.”
Really, New York has never been the same since. Lost its magic.
There’s a push to legislate against high density. I think we should not push people out to the fringes – Let’s build up and watch the punters vote with their home loans…
I heart left-overs.
As a matter of fact, there are some things I enjoy eating more as left-overs, than I do during as the original meal.
Lord Sandwich had the right idea when he said “Just throw some of last night’s dinner between those two slices of bread”. Two slices of bread is the old timey equivalent of the microwave, fork and Tupperware.
Yet one recipe has always eluded this left-overs fiend… until now.
Risotto. It simply does not work the next day. 15 hours in the fridge and 2 minutes in the microwave ruins its consistency. It begins to resemble a primeval sludge more than a luncheon delicacy. But with two simple ingredients, eggs and bread crumbs, you can restore your risotto to its former glory.
Introducing risotto balls! All you need to do is mix an egg or two and some bread crumbs into your left-over risotto. Form the mixture into small balls and fry those suckers. But beware, the reason they taste so good is because you have added an extra 250 WeightWatches points worth of carbs and fat.
Maybe this recipe should only be used on special eating left-overs at your desk occasions.
I don’t intend to get into all the details. But it seems as though something was in Contador’s blood that should not have been.
However, I do plan to hypothesis the source of the positive test, because many in the cycling media seem to be unable to make this connection. But first, here is a grab bag of quotes from Contador’s defenders:
(1) The amount was so small that it could not possibly have a benefit.
(2) Taking such a drug at such a late stage in the race could not possibly have a benefit.
(3) The drug was not present in any other samples during the race. This must be an anomaly.
(4) Why would I take a drug that is so easily detected?
I believe that Contador did not take the drug during the race. But he almost certainly popped a couple of blood bags into his arm on one or two occasions.

That is the most likely source of these trace amounts.
As a bit of history, when Floyd Landis was charged with doping testosterone in the 2006 Tour de France. His defenders made these exact claims. Testosterone is the sort of drug you take in training to boost muscle growth, you don’t take it midway through a race. I have since read that Landis, although admitting to doping throughout his career, still claims to have no idea what caused his testosterone positive during the 2006 race.
Since the positive test is irrefutable, because Landis’ sample contained what is undoubtedly synthetic testosterone. Landis is right to ask “where did it come from?”, the impolite response is “Blood doping, fool!”
Blood doping with your own blood is virtually undetectable. It is probably the safest way to dope these days. But you must be organised, because you need to build up a stockpile of blood for your use in the future. I am sure that people who are smart and have good advice, ensure that there blood bags are nice and clean. But, if a few of your bags go sour, you might need to grab some from an older batch, when perhaps you were not as careful.
Contador has ridden for a number of teams where blood doping was commonplace (Liberty Seguros, Discovery, Astana). I am willing to accept that the contaminated meat theory might be true, but I think contaminated blood bags is far more likely.
Because I don’t want to alienate our international audience, I will briefly explain who Kerry O’Brien is. He is an Australian television journalistic institution. Part Walter Cronkite, part Edward R. Murrow. If an Australian says “Ol’ Blue Eyes”, they are more likely referring to Kerry O’Brien than Frank Sinatra.
Kerry has hosted a politics and current affairs program called The 7:30 Report for as long as I can remember. Yesterday he announced his retirement.
As far as Thomasthethinkengine is concerned, an announcement of that magnitude can only mean one thing. We need another YouTube montage. Once again, I have done the heavy lifting, I just need someone to help with the finishing touches.
Today’s song is also from the U2 catalogue, “Who’s gonna ride your wild horses?”. 5:17 of pure gold.
“You’re dangerous ’cause you’re honest. You’re dangerous, you don’t know what you want”
Fade in with footage of a young Kerry, in the mid-nineties, his Half Windsor Knot phase. He is looking particularly earnest during an interview with former Prime Minister Paul Keating.
“Hey hey sha la la… Hey hey. You’re an accident waiting to happen. You’re a piece of glass left in a beach. Well, you tell me things I know you’re not supposed to. Then you leave me just out of reach”
A short montage of images with Kerry in his ‘asking the tough questions’ posture. A slight lean forward, chin out, a pen in his fingers, an intense stare.
“Well you stole it ’cause I needed the cash. And you killed it ’cause I wanted revenge. Well you lied to me ’cause I asked you to. Baby, can we still be friends?”
Kerry swoops into the naughties. He has a Full Windsor Knot. He is unrelenting in an interview with John Howard. Howard is visibly perturbed.
Hey hey sha la la. Hey hey sha la la. Who’s gonna ride your wild horses? Who’s gonna drown in your blue sea? Who’s gonna ride your wild horses? Who’s gonna fall at the foot of thee?
Kerry continues to clash with the titans. This sequence of footage switches between a single unflinching image of Kerry, but with alternating interviewees: Kerry – Howard – Kerry – Ruddock – Kerry – Rudd – Kerry – Gillard – Kerry – Abbott – Kerry – Turnbull – Kerry – Obama.
“Oh, the deeper I spin. Oh, the hunter will sin for your ivory skin.. The doors you open. I just can’t close”
Kerry in casual mode, interviewing Cate Blanchett, Micheal Palin, Bono? Kerry is open collared. He chortles.
“Don’t turn around, don’t turn around again. Don’t turn around, your gypsy heart. Don’t turn around, don’t turn around again. Don’t turn around, and don’t look back. Come on now love, don’t you look back!”
A short montage of Kerry in his ‘gazing at the middle distance’ posture. Back straight, chin high, a hand on the hip, an intense stare.
Who’s gonna ride your wild horses? Who’s gonna drown in your blue sea? Who’s gonna taste your salt water kisses? Who’s gonna take the place of me?
Pan across a still photograph of Kerry, at a slightly jaunty angle, then zoom in on his eyes.
Who’s gonna ride your wild horses? Who’s gonna tame the heart of thee?
As the lights dim, we see the silhouette of Kerry shuffle his notes back into a neat A4 stack.
1. Is the biggest story of the election the end of the National party…? If the Labor party is governing for the regions, what’s the niche for the Nationals?
And if the Nationals are a chance of losing some of the seven seats they hold, what is the future for the coalition? Will Liberals pick up seats Nationals lose next time round? Will they merge, and if they do, as has happened in Queensland, will they be as able to angle for the country votes? Or can Labor swoop? Or will country voters see the value in supporting a local independent?
2. Has Labor won government?
They have the prime ministership, but is that the same as government? If they can’t move their own legislative agenda without compromising with everyone, are they any more powerful than anyone else?
What does it mean to be in government?? Without a lower house majority, is it just a nominal title??
What’s the point of chairing a Cabinet with no capacity to implement its decisions? How is the executive of this “government” any different from the opposition caucus? What’s the role of the leader of a parliamentary party without a majority? it’s not so different from Tony abbott’s job, or bob brown’s job.
3. This election is going to be the start of something, or the end of something.
I expect this will be the most-discussed election of our life times.
I suspect our friends at Google have updated the algorithm that decides what ads I should be shown on the internet.
Previously, I was bombarded with tricks for white teeth and flat stomachs. But in the last month, they have disappeared. Now I see the same google-hosted ads for flights to Australia and expensive bicycles, on numerous websites. Which, surprise, surprise, is something I have been looking at online.
But here is the interesting thing, I have not googled “flights to Australia” or “expensive bicycles”. I have been browsing the Air NZ and Qantas websites recently, but I go to those sites directly, not via google. Similarly, I do not google “expensive bikes”, rather I have sites like cyclingnews.com bookmarked on my browser.
I am sure there is some high-tech trickery going on here that is beyond my intellect. I don’t mind though, these websites that I visit need to make an income and I sure as hell was not clicking through to the ‘teeth whitening’ sites.
But, the question begs to be asked, why do I also see occasional ads for Russian mail-order brides? Mrs TFC uses this computer sometimes too. Is there something she is not telling me?
You remember Independence Day? A crappy movie that is much referenced but rarely watched, which stars Will Smith and alien spaceships.

It has a sequel. Independence day II. Coming out in 2013.
Similarly, our little play within a play, starring our loveable friends, the independents, will have a nasty follow up. Independents’ day II – the infighting.
Why would the independents stop feeling so in love?
These are men who make up their own minds. Three have proven capacity to fall out with the Nationals. One has fallen out with both the Liberals and the Greens.
Bundled together, the independents agreed on process, but they’ve got their way on that. Soon issues will come to the fore. Wilkie has brought his pokies issue to the fore and seemingly got his way. Might not the others be tempted?
As negotiations tighten, they might find they disagree. They’ll get tired of each others’ company, fed up with the media scrutiny or jealous of Katter’s headwear. There might be perceived or real breaches of the hastily developed agreements that bind them.
Oakeshott seems especially likely to approach the press on perceived slights….
I find it hard to believe that the process they agreed on will lead them all to a conclusion they agree on. As The Age predicts, they could split 75 all…
So the question becomes, which of these two does the best action-hero-style, last-minute save-the-day?

graphic from the ABC website
I must admit, I am growing fond of them all! In a political sense (there is no getting around the fact that they are all white males), I think this group broadly reflects the range of Australian values.
A bit of the face fell off a couple of weeks ago. It is beginning to look like Arnie at the end of the Terminator films.

It is lucky we can’t send text messages with our US mobile phone plan. With this key pad, I imagine typing would be quite a drag.
OMG!!! Bison update!!! The scientific name of these Bison is…
Rob Oakeshott’s plan for a mix and match government is far more clever than people give him credit for.
It recognises that there is no rule that determines the way parliament works, and strategically assumes that the governing conventions can be swept away. ”Naivety” is powerful, as this blog discussed way back at its inception. The opposite of “naivety” is unshakeable belief in the endurance of the status quo.
Oakeshott no doubt recognises the power of the conventions, but knows the best way to fight them is to deny their power.
Will he win? Let’s look at who has a stake in their continuation.
The main political parties are like chess players, looking ahead. They can choose their own destiny if they are smart, because they still hold crucial pieces, including the power to offer ministerial positions, to debase their policy platforms to benefit the independents, and to cause another election to be called by not giving in to the independents.
They will be unwilling to enter any situation from which they can’t see a beneficial exit strategy.
So if they go into a unity government, they will be looking at the end game. Regardless of what Oakeshott may hopes, they are unlikely to see this as the end of the two-party system. Therefore they will be using their traditional and indeed their only barometerfor action:
A cabinet with, say, one Labor member in a coalition cabinet is likely to hurt all parties.
I don’t see how a member of another political party can attend cabinet meetings, which are supposed to be frank and open, without reporting back to his party-colleagues in opposition. It will either undermine the government or emasculate the opposition, neither of which deliver benefits .
I also don’t see how a party that was two parts Labor to two parts Liberal would allow either side to perceive a chance of developing an electoral benefit before the next election. Political parties are neither risk-loving nor very imaginative. (as we saw in the campaigns). They’d rather go back to the polls.
So I suspect Oakeshott’s unity government plan will be shelved in favour of a minority government / slim majority government.
What is needed is a situation where one party perceives an electoral benefit from governing, and there are at least 76 people (preferably more) who convincingly agree not to back a motion of no confidence in the government. These people don’t have to be “in government” as you can govern with a minority, but they have to agree to not bring the government down.
It looks as though that’s possible without sweeping away the conventions that the major political parties depend on for their power.
That means, you need to add four independents to your 72 Labor MPs. The A team would be Bandt, Wilkie, Windsor and Oakeshott. But Labor can’t get Windsor, so they say, so they would need Katter.
The alternative government is 73 Coaliton MPs, plus Windsor, Oakeshott and Katter.
Katter is the last MP you’d choose to have on your team, but in each scenario he’s the final piece they need.
The independents have power because they represent the marginal votes needed. The most marginal of the independents has the most power.
It seems Katter holds they key to the election.
Is he mad? Maybe. But it’s more likely he just experiences extremely bounded rationality. Katter apparently makes up his mind based on partial information and then sticks to it. So if you can make a deal he likes, he might stick with you through thick and thin.
Making a government with Katter is going to be tricky. If and when Katter snaps, Australia will be back to the polls. Whomever formed a government with him in their team will be made to look bad for the pandering they tried to keep him on board, and then look even worse when he finally cracks. I hope the major political parties look far enough ahead to avoid the doomed chalice that is a Katter-dependent government.
So perhaps Oakeshott is the smartest chess player of all. Maybe he recognises that the most marginal MP is the most powerful, so he is calling for the most difficult outcome. That way he becomes the final piece of the puzzle, and becomes the most powerful independent.
After traveling the North West USA for a week, your correspondent (together with Mrs TFC) finds himself in Seattle for a few days.
We spotted a fantastic map store on our walk last night and resolved to return during its opening hours. It is called Metsker Maps.
They have lots of great things for sale, for the budding cartographer or astronomer.
But without a doubt, the coolest thing we spotted was this Johnston’s comparative map of the world’s major rivers and mountains. It is a reprint of the 1864 original.

The world's major rivers and mountains
This ‘Johnston’ character was the USA’s preeminent entrepreneur cartographer in the late 1800s. The comparative style was originally developed by a fellow called Colton, but Johnston was perhaps a more savvy businessman and he bought Colton’s company. This map was Johnston’s first edition of the updated Colton style, in which the rivers and mountains were separated according to continent. This alleviated the effect of the Himalayas over-shadowing every other mountain.
Straight to the pool room.
As a result of watching a lot of American television shows and movies, familiar-looking American faces seem to pop up everywhere: the uncle, the best friend, the sister, the neighbour, the put-upon wife, the drug dealer, the politician, the cop, the bar tender. I see these people every time I get on a train in Oakland.
I could have re-cast The Wire five or six times by now.
There are many different flavours of blue collar dodgy character in American cinema and television. The entire spectrum of which can be found at the Econolodge, Kelso, Washington State.
If you are a casting agent in need of dodgy-looking extras for the next gritty urban drama, look no further. Especially if you are filming on a tight budget, these character actors will bring their own costumes, cars, dogs and guns.
The hotel was fine (really) and the folks behind the front desk were very friendly. But I am not the only one who thought the scene was primed for the camera. Here are some great quotes from other guests on tripadvisor:
(one guy) kept suspiciously peaking out from the fully drawn curtains as a large number (of) sketchy characters came in and out of the room almost continuously
we came back after dinner to see a SWAT team outside
weird people knocking on my door at 2&3am in the morning
my favourite…
a guy passed out on a table at 6pm with three cans of Pringles and a case of PBR beside him. We peaked in later to make sure he wasn’t dead (he wasn’t).
Priceless.
I’ve made mistakes in life. Many have been the result of too little coffee, too much alcohol or not wearing clean underpants. But some have been mistakes of logic. I want to stop making the logical mistakes at least, so I’ve been thinking. Here’s where I got up to:
Every way we have of reasoning is an abstraction. In that process of abstracting, something is lost. We can reason our way to things that aren’t true in real life if what was lost was important…
1. Actual models
I like to think about models of reality like matchbox cars, architectural drawings, rubber-band aeroplanes.
These things are simple abstractions. They abstract in useful ways, and their limitations are really obvious.
A matchbox car is not a car. It’s a simple version of one, designed to usefully demonstrate two of the car’s features: its ability to roll, and a scale version of how it looks. Noone goes on to think cars have plastic wheels.
Just as an architectural drawing is not a house but a useful model of one. It has visuals from several angles, materials, measurements. Its usefulness is for building a house.
A rubber band aeroplane has thrust, has lift, can take off. It is good for demonstrating the physics of flight.
We can do things with the model that we can’t do with the real world, like make a plan for a house that’s ONE MILLION STORIES TALL!!
Or we can drop a whole shoe box full of matchbox cars from ten stories and not have them crushed. No-one would object to these models describing a world that is not true, because the models are understood to not perfectly reflect the real world.
2. Economic Models.
For example, the supply-demand model. It abstracts enormously, from millions of disparate human interactions which happen in richly complex personal and cultural surroundings, to two dumb lines on a graph.
We acknowledge that the details we omitted are relevant, but not so relevant they void the model’s conclusions entirely. The model is imperfect and wrong, but useful to the economist in his ivory tower, because of its ease of use.

(this is actually an ISLM model, which if i remember correctly, does not have ease of use as one of its features...)
A supply and demand model is no good for finding out why people chose to part with their money, whether they caught the bus to place where they bought it, or whether they experienced buyers remorse when they got home. All it is good for predicting is prices.
We are aware of the model’s limited usefulness. We are aware of the assumptions underpinning the model – freely fluctuating prices, rational consumers, competition, diminshing marginal costs. If those don’t hold, we know we shouldn’t trust the model.
We know we can do things with the model that we couldn’t do with the real world. We know we could show prices less than zero, upward sloping demand curves, etc, but because such dumbness would be transparent, we avoid doing so.
3. Descriptive Language
You can describe a building in a way that, like a model, cuts out superfluous details. E.g. Tall, sandstone, located behind the library.
Language is so adaptable and fluid, that it is hard to remember that it is like a matchbox car version of the real world. It doesn’t catch all the details. A lot of information about the building is not expressed.
But even those aspects captured might not be as unambiguously expressed as a matchbox car expresses the shape of a car. All language depends on a link between name and object being understood. Library and sandstone may be obvious. But many things are not so clear. Tall is relative, behind is relative.
The description of a tall sandstone building is more like a child’s drawing than an architectural blueprint.
4. Arguments
If descriptions are bedevilled by omitted fact and subjective interpretation, then this shortfall of language becomes damn pernicious when we describe logical processes, i.e. arguments.
One problem is that unlike a matchbox car or an economic model, there is no general agreement on the way in language omits potentially relevant details. The real world is so rich in detail that we are obliged to take it as given that the 99.999% of details the writer or speaker has omitted were not the relevant details.
If A, then B. The logical linker works on the words not the real-world concepts behind them. If the linker is flexible or A and B are ill-defined, we can reach false conclusions.
Here’s a sentence from Michelle Grattan’s article today in The Age.
“We’ve come to this predicament because Labor performed poorly, but not poorly enough to be dispatched directly out the back door, while Abbott did well, but not well enough to get there in his own right.”
This is a logical statement of the form “A because of B.” A is “this predicament” B is “Labor performed poorly; Abbott did well.” Both these reasons are qualified.
The qualifications show that the term “poorly” is not really defined, or irrelevant, and the same goes for the term “well”.
The “because” in the middle of the sentence is a bold step by Grattan. Why are two causes given? Would each be powerful enough on their own? Was each cause necessary but insufficient? We are not told. Are all other reasons considered irrelevant? What is the role of the independents, the media, and the Greens in “this predicament”?
And when we come to the seemingly simple matter of labelling the things we are describing we find problems. Why is it Labor and Abbott not Labor and Liberal? Are Hockey, Robb, Truss and Bishop excluded from Grattan’s description of causality?
It seems that while this beautiful sentence by a master analyst maps onto a vision in our brain of a sequence of events, in the end it tells us nothing certain about what happened, nor anything about any causes or effects.
No offence to the superb Ms Grattan is intended. I hope this one simple example has helped show making sense will depend on having a shared understanding of the ways in which language obscures its assumptions and omissions.
And yes, I’m aware of the irony of arguing in words that arguments in words are generally wrong.
5. Numbers.
So far, anyone that’s waded down this tortuous, piranha-infested logical river with me hasn’t found anything they didn’t already know or think of themself.
So here’s my final point.
Numbers suffer from the same problems.
1. Numbers depend on abstraction. We can only number what we can name.
2. The link between the number system and reality is only partial. Zero and negative numbers exist only in the number system. So do imaginary numbers, but we use them to understand reality.
The first point may seem trivial, but consider these examples:
There are fifty matches in a box. But if you light one and put it back in, how many do you have now? Most people would now say 49, on the basis that the defining part of the match is the sulphurous head. But, previously if you’d showed them a burnt match they would likely still have called it a match.
Fingers might seem discrete until you accidentally lop one off at the second knuckle. Then you might say. ”I cut off my finger. Now I only have half a finger.” Wait, how many did you start with ?!?
We rely on the number system for many many things. It works very well for things that we can number, especially things that are themselves abstractions, like dollars, hours and years. It even works well enough on things like matches and fingers if we expend adequate language on defining what we are talking about.
But there are areas where we rely on the number system that are outside the conceptual field in which our naming and counting conventions developed. Therefore it may be that numbers will not work on sub atomic scale, where all is indsintiguished quarks, and universal scales, where all is a single entity.
I suspect that this might explain string theory. You can use maths to prove anything, but if you are applying the number system to something you can’t define, you may be applying a system of numbers to something it doesn’t work on. The answers found may come to more reflect the system used than the physical reality being studied.
People object to my claim that numbers are subjective on the basis that there’s nothing you couldn’t count or measure or number, but that’s like saying there’s nothing you could see that you couldn’t draw. The abstraction wouldn’t help distinguish between the mirages and reality.
Counter culture radical, Dick Smith, the man whose face adorns a chain of consumer electronics stores across Australia, as well as untold millions of jars full of processed peanut fat, has launched a campaign to cut consumption.
He wants an Australian under 30 to ‘impress (him) by becoming famous” in their fight against our march to consumptive satiation.

Counter capitalist HQ
The reward?
one MILLION dollars!
To be spent, presumably, on creating a new lifestyle for yourself. I’m thinking a new apple Mac for crafting anti-consumption polemics, some tweed jackets with elbow patches, a Prius and a garage to keep it in, might as well buy a nice new house and fill it up with energy-rated Miele appliances, and when I’m not there, I’ll head off on trips around the world (first or business? hmm….) to attend sustainability conferences, maybe get myself a book deal or a talk show or a newspaper column. Oh yes. Consumption is evil.
Adjective: To be devoted to one’s State, as in Oregonians are very statriotic.
We were driving through Oregon yesterday. We must have seen this sticker about 50 times.

Statriotic
The word ‘statriotic’ was coined by Mrs TFC after we saw sticker #20.
As an aside, how come Americans can enunciate the word Oregon properly, but they are so flummoxed by the word ‘oregano’?
We are heading up to Yellowstone National Park next week. With a population of about 600 Grizzly Bears (they’re the big ones, compared to the Black Bears in Yosemite), I thought it was time to become bear aware.
Here is a choice paragraph from the Rough Guide:
If attacked, things are truly grim. With Grizzlies, playing dead – curling up in a ball, protecting you face, neck and abdomen – is the most effective response. Fighting back will only increase the ferocity of a grizzly attack, and there’s no way you are going to win. Keep your elbows in to prevent the bear rolling you over, and be prepared to keep the position for a long time until the bear gets bored. You may get one good cuff and a few minutes’ attention and that’s it – injures may still be severe but you’ll probably live.
Ouch.
(Apologies to all antipodeans for my being in sunny California!)
Like any normal person, I don’t think about what I want to eat during the week, and buy accordingly. I buy the things I always buy, and then try to cook them.
Mrs TTE and I reached the end of this week with a fridge containing: eggplant, zucchini, basil, red capsicum, rocket and a slice of Russer Virginia smoked ham that I suspect will still be there in September. Coincidentally, Mrs TTE had been flicking through a Yotam Ottolenghi cookbook she was recently given, thus my mind turns to salad.
Since I have a rare and undiagnosed form of recipe dyslexia, I cannot read from a cookbook. However, I can look at the pictures from over a shoulder and get the idea to turn the oven on.
Also coincidentally, the amount of time required to drink a gin and tonic is exactly the same time required for the oven to warm up. On a oily tray goes the chopped up eggplant and zucchini to roast for a while, but not so long for the capsicum.
The basil gets chopped and the rocket washed. Pearl couscous needs to get fried in a bit of olive oil before you add the water.
Thanks to some recent visitors, we have very pretentious salad dressing ingredients at the moment. Grapeseed oil and red wine vinegar. They are only available at food shops that don’t have large car parks, but if you can find it, give it a go… splish, splash.
Mix, mix… Voila!
What we thought we knew has been confirmed. The ALP is controlled by factions. The faction with the most power seems to be the NSW right. They turned over the leader as soon as his popularity started to dip. So far so good.
But factions are not all upside. If the ALP loses, a narrative will be constructed in which kicking out Kevin Rudd is the reason for the loss. The NSW right will be cast as villain of the piece. When the heart of your organisation is what’s rotten, you can’t just cut it off.
In the push and shove that will follow a loss, the ALP will tear itself apart. It’s a low probability, high-consequence event for Australian politics.
If it loses, we will hear a lot more about what happened this July. People will speak to the media. Confidences will be broken, backs will be stabbed. Mr Rudd will be interviewed incessantly. He might even write a book and call it ‘Boned‘.
It will not be like the Liberals picking Tony Abbott and losing. It will not be like the ALP sticking fatalistically with Kim Beazley and losing. It will not be like boldly picking Latham and losing. It will be a much bigger deal. A Tony Abbott victory may well incapacitate Labor for quite a long time. Not only will they have burned through two good leaders in one term, but the fighting will burn out a whole lot of future leaders.
We will learn a lot more about the circumstance under which Faulkner and Tanner decided to step down. We will hear a lot of bad things about Mark Arbib. People will quit. People will have their dirty laundry aired. Leaders will be elected and step down. If Swan becomes leader it won’t be for long. They might go back to Rudd for a while. Or Malcolm Turnbull might start a new party and get half the ALP to join.
If the Liberal Party thinks it has a chance it should mortgage the farm to put more ads on, distribute more pamphlets, pay candidates bonuses, do whatever it takes, because a victory here will really incapacitate their opponent.